About the Sock Fairy (aka my disgusting husband) leaving dirty socks on the floor, not unlike Hansel and Gretel leaving a bread crumb trail to make it home.....minus the fact that bread doesn't smell like rancid cave-aged cheese that's been fermenting in cotton for hours on end.
The proof is below. This was the only clear shot that I got, unfortunately. The other ones had the cats cautiously going up to sniff them, then running away crazed as if they bit them on the ass. Hell, they probably HAD bit them, for all I know-those bad boys can probably get up and walk all on their own.
Hopefully #370 will balance out the insanity. Please.