Friday, June 09, 2006

Ode to Mammaries

Sung to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"

O Mammaries, O Mammaries,
How large and firm your masses;
O Mammaries, O Mammaries,
They're as big as the butts of young lasses.

That HCG did make you grow,
When they will shrink, God only knows;
O Mammaries, O Mammaries,
How large and firm your masses.

O Mammaries, O Mammaries,
How perky are your nipples;
O Mammaries, O Mammaries,
They look like huge unpopped pimples.

They look so pointy, they're always hard,
They're cutting glass and leaving shards;
O Mammaries, O Mammaries,
How perky are your nipples.

O Mammaries, O Mammaries,
When will you shrink back down?
O Mammaries, O Mammaries,
Stop poking out of my gown!

I will not beg, I will not plead,
But if you don't leave, I'll make you bleed.
O Mammaries, O Mammaries,
When will you shrink back down?

8 comments:

Lut C. said...

ROFL! That's hilarious!

ilyse said...

LOL!

Shelli said...

Sorry hon!

OUCH!@

But we were laughing hard as I sang it out loud to Narda...

Meg said...

Love it.

Keeping The Faith said...

It's been a tough week for me and this made me laugh- felt great. Thanks!

Manuela said...

THANK you for the laugh!

StellaNova said...

Too damn funny!

Beth said...

I just wet myself...profusely.