Tuesday, November 01, 2005

Angry Boobies

Okay, I really don't remember whether or not this happened the last fresh cycle I had, but my tits hurt. I mean really HURT. They're tender, veiny, and my aureola and nipples are big and purplish. Yeah, it's TMI, but tough shit-y'all can deal. We've dealt with much worse, right?

Sean said this morning that they look ANGRY, and he's right. Like they're saying "Hey, what the FUCK? Don't you think we have enough to deal with? It's bad enough that we're normally large and can't find clothing to properly fit us, that we're not properly "perky" and, when released from the tit sling, droop like some exotic Amazonian Indian right out of National Geographic, or that bra shopping is akin to having a colonoscopy without anesthesia....you're pulling THIS shit!?!?

Let's add to the mix that I'm bloated in the belly (the pooch is starting to show), sore and bruised as hell because I had a "bleeder" last night with my Follistim injection, and exhausted.

Not a pretty picture.

So, my angry boobies are making their unpleasantness known today. I wish they'd just shut the fuck up-my ovaries are being divas and tap dancing across my abdominal cavity.

Take a number, girls. The follicles are further up on the food chain right now.

4 comments:

Julie said...

That's hilarious, though, probably not to you right now....
All hail the angry boobs. :)

hormonebitch said...
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hormonebitch said...

Thanks so much for sharing all your information. I am on my second cycle of Follishit and I found out a lot of information from you...such as connect the dots, tiredness, etc. My husband complains because he says I am tired and grumpy and am not talkative...DAHHH!!!

Shelli said...

your poor girls, and the National Geographic had me snorting in my office!!!!!!! I can relate to that one - as soon as they get"released" they head south for the winter...

:)